I stole the sparkly curtain from the carrot man

Curious?   Gimme   Matilda, 22: Feminist, fangirl, and full time hermit. Expect flailing, cocktails, and the faces of actors twice my age.
I should have been a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

change of address

gingerplatypussy:

gingerplatypussy:

Hey everyone, just letting y’all know I’ve permanently moved blogs to here. So if you want to follow me, head over there, but this blog is now defunct - I’m leaving it up for archiving purposes only.

just a reminder, in case people missed it.

(via gingerplatypussy)

— 5 months ago with 4 notes
change of address

gingerplatypussy:

gingerplatypussy:

Hey everyone, just letting y’all know I’ve permanently moved blogs to here. So if you want to follow me, head over there, but this blog is now defunct - I’m leaving it up for archiving purposes only.

just a reminder, in case people missed it.

— 5 months ago with 4 notes
change of address

gingerplatypussy:

Hey everyone, just letting y’all know I’ve permanently moved blogs to here. So if you want to follow me, head over there, but this blog is now defunct - I’m leaving it up for archiving purposes only.

just a reminder, in case people missed it.

— 5 months ago with 4 notes
change of address

Hey everyone, just letting y’all know I’ve permanently moved blogs to here. So if you want to follow me, head over there, but this blog is now defunct - I’m leaving it up for archiving purposes only.

— 5 months ago with 4 notes

i am likely fifty million scares about being hacked cos right now i do no need anymore bad things happening to me, so I’m going to log out of tumblr for a while. anyone that wants me - facebook (matilda churches)  twitter (@matildaswan) 

— 5 months ago with 1 note
#bye guys i'll see you soon  #someone let me know when this blows over could y'all 

everythingroyalty:

Get to Know Me Meme || (1/5) favourite royal palaces: Château de Versailles (France)

Château de Versailles is a palace located in the city of Versailles. It was the home for the royal family of France from 1682 to 1789.

The Baroque style of architecture characteristic of Versailles Palace impresses people by its luxury, with colossal murals, rows of monumental statues, and an immense collection of fine furniture inside the palace. The stunning geometric design of the garden and the great fountain outside in the yard. The scale and style of the place shows the world without doubt about the power, the glory, and the wealth of the French monarchy in that period of French history. Mark Twain said of it, “You gaze, and stare, and try to understand that it is real, that it is on the earth, that it is not the Garden of Eden…” (x)

(via orsowethought)

— 5 months ago with 11869 notes
#i'll take you one day cucumber  #the gardens are spectular  #French ftw 

yonderdarling:

confitureestmadrogue:

yonderdarling:

character trope gifsets i want (guest starring matilda)

  • all the idiots
  • bob hale
  • cleopatra
  • the georges
  • sam (back to you!)
  • our lovable eccentric louis  xvi
  • the shouty men
  • debbeh debbeh debbeh (thanks matilda)
  • pete pete pete
  • elfie holla holla
  • monks (not the funky ones)
  • liz the 1st
  • horrible histories vikings
  • horrible histories romans
  • horrible histories tudors
  • hh stuarts
  • rattus rattus my homeboy
  • i don’t think my parents noticed i went into the liquor cabinet
  • hh pirates
  • charlie me hearty
  • stupid deaths stupid deaths
  • some other people idk i love character trope gifests
  • typical cathy off doing uni shit when i need all the gifmakers in the world
  • tim kiara i’m looking at you
  • damnit cathy
  • baileys

*gets pen*

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(Source: goryghastlymeanandcruel, via goryghastlymeanandcruel)

— 5 months ago with 12 notes
#hey that's me  #yo 

jackaldope:

mental illness makes my life extremely difficult but it is also integral to who i am and i will romanticize myself as much as i goddamn please because i deserve some fucking positivity

(Source: gutcolour, via misterandry)

— 5 months ago with 537 notes
gingerplatypussy asked: 7


Answer:

cavernsoftheirteeth:

7. create a character on the spot…. NOW!

A lonely Victorian ghost who died of tuberculosis shortly before her wedding and now goes around pranking people and complaining about never getting to change her clothes.

— 5 months ago with 7 notes
#SCREECH  #want 
Life goals:Oblina's rounded vowels
— 5 months ago with 1 note
#aaahh real monsters 
gingerplatypussy asked: 7


Answer:

natxromanoff:

create a character on the spot…. NOW!

An 18th century lesbian lady aeronaut who seduces women by bringing them up in her balloon and flying in the moonlight while singing opera.

— 5 months ago with 15 notes
#holy shit  #things i didn't know i needed until they were there 
i’m a good writer, seriously! meme

grammarsaveslives:

kilodalton:

claravoyant:

just a simple little thing for you guys to do with me. put a number in my askbox and i’ll answer accordingly.

the mission, should you accept it, is to stay positive about your writing and yourself, but to also be fair about your shortcomings.

  1. of the fic you’ve written, which are you most proud of?
  2. favorite tense (past/present/future)
  3. favorite POV (first/second/third/etc)
  4. what are some themes you love writing about?
  5. what inspires you to write?
  6. thoughts on critique
  7. create a character on the spot…. NOW!
  8. is there a character you love writing for the most? the least? why?
  9. a passage from a WIP
  10. what are your strengths wrt writing?
  11. what are your weaknesses wrt writing?
  12. what’s your favorite place for writing resources?
  13. who are your favorite writers?

14. anything else that you want to know XD

Oh, I like this one a lot. Have at me.

(Source: brighterthanroses, via natxromanoff)

— 5 months ago with 7013 notes
#oh i like this thing 
You are pretty fucking amazing.

thanks darling :)))

— 5 months ago
#effingmurrarys